The Tuesday Morning (?!?!?!!!!) Update

Yes, I know what you're thinking: "morning?!", and yes, I'm just as shocked as you are, but I have serious revision that I need to get done (ought to be doing right now, infact...), and that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Just a quick post to let you all know that I'm not dead, despite the month long hiatus. As to why I'm not posting: I have ran out of narative drive and, as a result, have been rendered completely incapable of translating real life into something which resembles an amusing read, even in the most dire stretches of the phrase "real life" and "resembles amusing". However, I'm flexing the old literative muscles for this brief run and hopefully getting things back to regularity, if lectures on special relativity allow it.


This is all I have time for right now, and it was really, just to reiterate:

I ATEN'T DEAD.